In brightest day, in blackest night, no man's ass will escape my might! Love and romance collide with evil as the cosmic battle between the Green Lanterns and the diabolical Penillax makes its way to earth! Test pilot Hal Hardon is the recipient of an alien Lantern's mighty shaft and is chosen to become a Green Lantern for good; while his life-long friend Hector consumes a hot delivery man with the yellow power of pure lust. Can our hero save the Senator and his aide from their own heated passions? Can the Green Lantern defeat Penillax and win the heart and ass of his true love?